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surfing through life

I have a passion for delivering high standard products to desperate customers .. i sell the best green in my area.

the leaf is always greener on my side! If you want a party, come invade my council house share and upset the other residents. We can be up til 4am, invite over 12 year olds who are friends with my mentally disabled resident straight out of foster care, and make it so the deserving residents get no sleep and eventually fail their current life goals because of me alone.

Lets have some fun !

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
Height188 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBranded, Secret piercings
Health ConditionOral Herpes
My AttractivenessVery attractive


SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asA troll
In High School I was a(n)Bully
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timeClubbing / bars, Drinking
Always wanted to tryputting somebody in the fridge so i can eat them later.


Political viewsMiddle of the road
Attend religious servicesOnce
Goal in lifeto become a successful weed dealer.. i already have some good connections in my area but i'd love to expand and become more well known.

Looking For

Must haveGreat skills, Oddities
Look for in a partnerI really want a submissive partner so that I can boss them around and dominate them at all times.
On the first dateI'd knock you out with alcohol and a spliff and date **** you.